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  <title>Josh</title>
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    <title>MARINA &amp; THE DIAMONDS.</title>
    <published>2009-10-27T21:25:02Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-27T21:25:02Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I am obsessed with this bitch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i35.tinypic.com/2im3q03.png" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i33.tinypic.com/2zf05xz.png" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i34.tinypic.com/10xybma.png" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="40" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>NO DOUBT!</title>
    <published>2009-06-15T01:34:01Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-15T03:15:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This past Thursday, I saw No Doubt :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(These aren't my videos, but they ARE from the show I was at!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="34" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="35" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="36" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="37" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="38" /&gt;</content>
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    <title>matt smith</title>
    <published>2009-01-04T03:02:26Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-04T03:02:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">lol new doctor for dr who is pug ugly. looks like frankenstein or sth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'm p-i-s-e-d.</content>
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    <title>i don't know how i'm meant to feel anymore</title>
    <published>2008-12-05T08:20:33Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-05T08:29:09Z</updated>
    <lj:music>lily allen - the fear</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;lj-embed id="33" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?cmomqnmjiez"&gt;lily allen - the fear&lt;/a&gt; (formerly known as 'i don't know') (256kbps)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i CANNOT wait for this album.</content>
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    <title>Close your eyes, clear your heart, and cut the cord.</title>
    <published>2008-09-26T06:12:14Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-26T06:12:14Z</updated>
    <lj:music>The Killers - Human</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;strong&gt;MEME from James—&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to Ten Different People Right Now:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. I cannot wait for next friday.&lt;br /&gt;2. I wish we talked more. I feel like we're disconnecting.&lt;br /&gt;3. We're so close to solving this crime, we can almost taste it.&lt;br /&gt;4. I lied because I had a sudden change of plans. I wish I could be two places at once.&lt;br /&gt;5. Is there something here, or am I delusional?&lt;br /&gt;6. It's so easy to spill it all to you. You are a goy's best friend.&lt;br /&gt;7. I love when you ask me about him.&lt;br /&gt;8. I wish we spent more time together.&lt;br /&gt;9. We need to hang out so bad. It's been way too long.&lt;br /&gt;10. Stop talking. I just want to listen to music.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Nine Things About Myself:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. I like that thwacking noise it makes when you wash the shampoo out of your hair and it hits the ground.&lt;br /&gt;2. I am a compulsive-clearance buyer. If there is something for dirt cheap, I will buy it, even if there's a great chance I'll never use it. I just can't pass up the deal.&lt;br /&gt;3. I have an (unhealthy) addiction to Ikea and Target.&lt;br /&gt;4. I listen to songs on repeat until I wear them out.&lt;br /&gt;5. I am narcissistic. I'm attracted to people that look, act, and think like I do.&lt;br /&gt;6. I TXT way too much—especially when driving. It scares me.&lt;br /&gt;7. I love sleeping with hoodies on, with the hood up. It's the best feeling ever.&lt;br /&gt;8. I procrastinate more than anyone ever should. I hate it.&lt;br /&gt;9. I've never felt like this before.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Eight Ways to Win My Heart:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Quote spongebob.&lt;br /&gt;2. Make me cupcakes.&lt;br /&gt;3. Take me shopping.&lt;br /&gt;4. Make me laugh to the point where I almost piss myself.&lt;br /&gt;5. Send me pictures of cute animals.&lt;br /&gt;6. Introduce me to new things.&lt;br /&gt;7. Love music. Preferably, stuff I like.&lt;br /&gt;8. Give me hugs. Lots of them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Seven Things That Cross My Mind a Lot:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Is is the weekend yet?&lt;br /&gt;2. Should I skip class today?&lt;br /&gt;3. I want you all over me.&lt;br /&gt;4. My stomach hurts.&lt;br /&gt;5. I wonder if Ikea put anything new up.&lt;br /&gt;6. I want Chick Fil A so bad right now.&lt;br /&gt;7. I'm tired.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Six Things I Do Before I Fall Asleep:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Shower / brush teeth.&lt;br /&gt;2. Change into pjs.&lt;br /&gt;3. IM / TXT the fuck out of my friends.&lt;br /&gt;4. Watch tv.&lt;br /&gt;5. Let my computer's monitor enter sleep mode.&lt;br /&gt;6. Set my alarms.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Five People Who Mean a Lot:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. My parents.&lt;br /&gt;2. BFFs: Krista &amp;amp; Jessie.&lt;br /&gt;3. iBFFs: Hena &amp;amp; James&lt;br /&gt;4. eBFF: Beth&lt;br /&gt;5. wBFFs: Katie, Kelly, Paige, &amp;amp; Andre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Neon blue trunks.&lt;br /&gt;2. Blue sleepy pants.&lt;br /&gt;3. A kelly green tee.&lt;br /&gt;4. Socks. (Ukh, gross—but it's freezing in here).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Three Songs That I Listen to Often:&lt;/strong&gt; (currently)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. The Killers - Human — What an amazing comeback song, imo. I loved Read My Mind, but other than that and maybe another track or two, I felt like Sam's Town was a bit of a let down. This song is perfect. It's got synths, guitars, thought-out lyrics, and it makes me smile.&lt;br /&gt;2. Chairlift - Bruises — Added to the top of my "cute songs" playlist. This song also makes me happy, except the verse with the male vocals. He just sounds stupid. Get that out!!!&lt;br /&gt;3. Annie - Sweet — So I downloaded her new album and listened to the single and was disappointed so I skimmed through the other tracks until I found this and fell in love. It reminds me of something I can't put my finger on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Two Things I Want To Do Before I Die:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Be a homeowner.&lt;br /&gt;2. Create a name for myself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;One Confession:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. I am scared of graduating from college. Getting a job in the real world makes me sick in my stomach the second I think of it. I don't know if I'll be able to handle it. I just want to stay in school for the rest of my life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;—&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tagging:&lt;/strong&gt; Whoever wants to do it.</content>
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    <title>somedays i'm a superbitch</title>
    <published>2008-09-15T03:10:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-15T03:12:57Z</updated>
    <lj:music>jem - it's amazing</lj:music>
    <content type="html">what the fuck is with people making 41584 livejournal entries a day about their relationship status.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11:15 OMFG OMFG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I WOULD MARRY HIM RIGHT THIS SECOND.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12:37 UGH I CANT STAND TO LOOK AT HIS FACE ANYMORE. IT MAKES ME SICK IN MY STOMACH.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2:08 EVERYTIME I LOOK AT HIM I SMILE AND I MELT. WE'RE SOULMATES.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3:46 IF I NEVER SEE HIS FACE AGAIN, I WILL DIE HAPPY. I HATE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and it's not just one person. i could probably name half a dozen people right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;make your mind up and sit the fuck down.</content>
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    <title>i reach out for you—and our hearts collide</title>
    <published>2008-08-08T05:35:34Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-08T06:04:52Z</updated>
    <lj:music>cut copy - hearts on fire</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/oheight.jpg" alt="" style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;" /&gt;um. i have done nothing with my life this entire summer. the past month has consisted of working 6 days a week (most of which were doubles). like this week. seven days straight, 4 doubles in a row open to close. really? anyway. my online class finally ended tonight and i got a 92 on the test after worrying my ass off all day (it was on 10 chapters. i read one, half of another, and skimmed through another and that was my extend of reading). oh, and ive been rereading the new ikea catalog to the point where i have every damn word of every fucking page memorized. i'm in serious need of psychological help. ps: iwabf.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ps: the new jonas brothers cd:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.tinypic.com/29fwnih.jpg" alt="" width="240" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Jonas Brothers - A Little Bit Longer (&lt;a href="hxxp://www.mediafire.com/?kmb0e6u7nki"&gt;68.23mb zip&lt;/a&gt; ~ 230kbps)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 1. "BB Good" — 2:56&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 2. "Burnin' Up" — 2:54&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 3. "Shelf" — 3:48&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 4. "One Man Show" — 3:08&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 5. "Lovebug" — 3:40&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 6. "Tonight" — 3:29&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 7. "Can't Have You" — 4:28&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 8. "Video Girl" — 2:53&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 9. "Pushin' Me Away" — 3:03&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; 10. "Sorry" — 3:12&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; 11. "Got Me Going Crazy" — 2:35&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; 12. "A Little Bit Longer" — 3:25&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;notes: &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xx to tt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;alright. i usually dont fangirl (this much) about stupid tween crap like this, but FJKDFJDFFDJKL HOLY CRAP I WANT THEM ALL OVER ME. i went to their concert in hershey, pa the other week and i must say: they were flawless live. i was really surprised at how good of a show they put on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;everyone seems to love &lt;em&gt;burnin up&lt;/em&gt;, and i mean its alright, but i think &lt;em&gt;pushin me away&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;tonight&lt;/em&gt; are by far my favorites....so far.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>appled00d @ 2008-08-04T04:02:00</title>
    <published>2008-08-04T08:02:36Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-04T08:02:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/bedarea1.jpg" alt="" width="480" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;this is where i sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR</title>
    <published>2008-07-25T05:03:04Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-25T05:17:34Z</updated>
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this segment featuring feist (and a re-written version of 1 2 3 4) will air during the upcoming (39th) season of season of sesame street&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

let's count some more :D&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

ps: reminds me of when shiny toy guns were a featured on yo gabba gabba! what goes better with crazy kids shows than indie music artists?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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    <title>appled00d @ 2008-07-25T00:54:00</title>
    <published>2008-07-25T04:54:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-25T04:54:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</content>
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    <title>fjdskfjskfdsf</title>
    <published>2008-07-24T06:51:52Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-24T06:51:52Z</updated>
    <lj:music>miley cyrus - the driveway</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/7thingshair.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;i am so tired of the stupid 7 things video. but i always love when this girl's clips play. if i were a chick i would want her hair. real bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>BUY US DRINKS IN BARS</title>
    <published>2008-07-07T04:45:09Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-07T04:45:09Z</updated>
    <lj:music>lady gaga - boys boys boys</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/boysboysboys.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Lady Gaga - Boys Boys Boys (&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?6xofmddyt99"&gt;6.09mb mp3&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my new jam. the chorus sounds like an old cheesy gogos song or something, and it's pretty much a 2$ beat song, but i still love it.</content>
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    <title>just dance da da doo oo oom.</title>
    <published>2008-06-25T07:54:21Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-25T07:54:21Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Lady GaGa - Just Dance</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/sluttydermatologist.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;i work in 7 hours and i'm not even tired yet. i'm bored with everything right now, and working constantly. and iwabfsfm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ps: i'm going to see the jonas bros with a few people from work LMFAO :X&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>appled00d @ 2008-06-22T01:27:00</title>
    <published>2008-06-22T05:27:39Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-22T05:27:39Z</updated>
    <lj:music>lady gaga - just dance</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/ladyg.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lady GaGa - Just Dance (&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?m3o0xsymaye"&gt;7.46mb mp3&lt;/a&gt; 128kbps)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;THIS SERIOUSLY IS. THE. JAM.&lt;br /&gt;everyone fucking download it now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ps: thx jms &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-EEEEEEEE!!!! EEEEEEVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!</title>
    <published>2008-06-21T01:34:38Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-21T01:34:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">loooooooooooooook what i made!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;an eve keychain!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/evechain.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>oops, i only now forgot i left the sweet radio on while i was in the disco</title>
    <published>2008-06-18T07:11:27Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-18T07:11:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">01 Reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.&lt;br /&gt;02 List (and upload, if you feel like it) 5 songs that start with that letter.&lt;br /&gt;03 Post them to your journal with these instructions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;01 Rogue Traders - On Your Way To The Disco&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the best divawalkers out there. Get your heels out, gurls, and get ready to stomp it the fuq out while cleaning up the dirty clothes all over your room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;02 Britney Spears - Oops...I Did It Again&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But wait a minute...Isn't this... Yeah, yes it is... But I thought the old lady dropped it in the ocean in the end... Well baby, I went down and got it for ya... Awr, you shouldn't have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;03 Enya - Only Time&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I cannot listen to this song without expecting soundclips of the president talking / people crying about 9/11. Thanks for ruining this song for me in September of 1843, bitches.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;04 Regina Spektor - On The Radio&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is how it works. This song is one of the most fun songs to sing along to. I don't know why—but it is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;05 Mariah "Mimi" Carey ft. Boyz II Men - One Sweet Day&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Papermarioxx: that song used to make me believe in god.</content>
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    <title>you're in then you're out.</title>
    <published>2008-06-14T02:37:23Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-14T05:06:35Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Katy Perry - Hot N' Cold</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/katyperry.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Katy Perry - One Of The Boys (&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?mwzjmle2ixi"&gt;77.87 MB ZIP&lt;/a&gt; — 230kbps)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fucking. Best. Album. Of. The. Summer. (so far)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;I'm serious. I can't stress how amazing this album is. Every single track is 100% summer-fun pop with catchy melodies and fierce (and sometimes silly) lyrics. OKAY. There are a few slower ballads, I lie. But they're still fierce. Most albums i skip through tracks, only playing a few favorites, but I seriously love every single song on this album.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>so many good albums this year.</title>
    <published>2008-06-13T04:26:53Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-13T17:08:48Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Coldplay - Viva La Vida</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/vlv.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Coldplay - Viva La Vida (&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?vu1mfvqzj1z"&gt;68.95 MB ZIP&lt;/a&gt;—187kbps)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This being one of them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ETA:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah, &lt;a href="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/tunes/_art/Coldplay-VivaLaVida.jpg"&gt;HERE'S&lt;/a&gt; a super high quality album cover for those of you who are super-anal :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>summer</title>
    <published>2008-06-02T19:58:02Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-02T19:58:02Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/summer.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;i don't even do anything anymore. but eat, sleep, work, and watch movies/tv. i am grossssssssssssssss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>STUPID MUSIC MEME. NO CUTS. GET OVER IT.</title>
    <published>2008-05-25T04:39:59Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-25T04:39:59Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Ladytron - Tomorrow</lj:music>
    <content type="html">GENERAL:&lt;br /&gt;1. Name: Josh&lt;br /&gt;2. Age: 21&lt;br /&gt;3. Location: Harrisburg&lt;br /&gt;4. Gender: Boy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;VITALS:&lt;br /&gt;5. Ten bands/artists that you love:&lt;br /&gt;(1) Imogen Heap&lt;br /&gt;(2) Shiny Toy Guns&lt;br /&gt;(3) Metro Station&lt;br /&gt;(4) Lights&lt;br /&gt;(5) Eisley&lt;br /&gt;(6) Metric&lt;br /&gt;(7) Meg &amp;amp; Dia&lt;br /&gt;(8) Kylie Minogue&lt;br /&gt;(9) Mika&lt;br /&gt;(10) Rogue Traders&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Top five albums you love at the moment:&lt;br /&gt;(1) Alanis Morissette - Flavors of Entanglement&lt;br /&gt;(2) Metro Station - Metro Station&lt;br /&gt;(3) Kylie Minogue - X&lt;br /&gt;(4) The Veronicas - Hook Me Up&lt;br /&gt;(5) Ladytron - Velocifero&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Name a song(s) or album(s) that makes you:&lt;br /&gt;Feel like dancing: Shiny Toy Guns - Jackie Will Save Me&lt;br /&gt;Fall in love: Lights - Drive My Soul&lt;br /&gt;Unleash your rage: No Doubt - It's My Life&lt;br /&gt;Cry your eyes out: Regina Spektor - The Call&lt;br /&gt;Want to improve your karaoke skills: Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love&lt;br /&gt;Shiver in ecstasy: Sigur Ros - Hoppipolla&lt;br /&gt;Cause grievous bodily harm to its maker: Ashlee Simpson - Bittersweet World&lt;br /&gt;Seduce and destroy: Rogue Traders - On Your Way To The Disco&lt;br /&gt;Fall deep into a trance: Ladytron - Tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;Play air guitar alone in your bedroom: Imogen Heap - Daylight Robbery&lt;br /&gt;Want to change the world: John Vanderslice, Pixel Revolt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Pick 3 genres &amp;amp; give us 1-5 artists from each that youlove:&lt;br /&gt;(1) Synthpop - Shiny Toy Guns, Metro Station, Hellogoodbye, Lights, Kill Paradise&lt;br /&gt;(2) Pop - Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Britney Spears&lt;br /&gt;(3) Electronic/Unique - Imogen Heap, Kate Havnevik, Stacy Clark, M.I.A.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Tell us how you feel about three artists mentioned somewhere above. Points for specificity and eloquence.&lt;br /&gt;(1) Lights - MAKES YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND.&lt;br /&gt;(2) Shiny Toy Guns - Catchiest shit I have ever heard. Seriously.&lt;br /&gt;(3) Eisley - Most harmonic voices.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Post a link (youtube or whatever) to one “music video” you love:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=0QoSTFNf3ZU"&gt;http://youtube.com/watch?v=0QoSTFNf3ZU&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GOODNIGHT.</content>
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    <title>TWENY-ONE ON TWENTY-ONE</title>
    <published>2008-05-21T06:50:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-21T06:54:39Z</updated>
    <lj:music>shiny toy guns - don't cry out</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://wonder.midsweet.net/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/wonderlink.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://wonder.midsweet.net/"&gt;wonder.midsweet.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;it's my birthday. and um. MY present to YOU is my new blog. i'll try to act like a human there, much unlike what i do here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: everyone's invited over for spongebob jelloshots, cake, and chick fil a milkshakes tomorrow night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/21flashy.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if this isn't obnoxious, i don't know what is.</content>
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    <title>IT'S ABOUT TIME.</title>
    <published>2008-05-20T06:40:44Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-20T06:40:44Z</updated>
    <lj:music>regina spektor - the call</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/sims2ikea.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;my prayers have been &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://thesims2.ea.com/about/sp8_index.php"&gt;answered&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:appled00d:148457</id>
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    <title>this is home—now i'm finally where i belong</title>
    <published>2008-05-16T21:10:45Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-17T07:53:22Z</updated>
    <lj:music>switchfoot - this is home</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;table cellborder="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="500"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/avpost.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/friday-may-16-2008.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/narnia.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Easily the best movie I've seen this year (2008 onry). Sorry, Cloverfield. It was fun while it lasted. The visuals were beautiful and the acting seemed better than before. One thing i was all about the first time around, was the instrumental score—not so much this time. I understand that a tune was composed for the movies, and just changes shape for the different scenes, but I swear some of the songs were &lt;em&gt;exactly&lt;/em&gt; the same as before. It's okay. The Cally by Regina and This Is Home made up for all the weak spots. These two songs (in addition to Can't Take It In) are a perfect match to the series, and a perfect addition to my iTunes library. Both songs are somewhat bittersweet sounding, and almost bring tears, but I can't stop listening.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regina Spektor - The Call (&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?9fgffdm26i3"&gt;download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;Switchfoot - This Is Home (&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?puzbvgctais"&gt;download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian Soundtrack (&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?ljzwnm3t00p"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;download&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/ffxiii.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/versus.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WANT THIS GAME. I'm usually not one for Final Fantasies that take place in futuristic settings, but ohhhhh lawd, I cannot wait. What gets me most is the characters. @_@ I'm not surprised they're beautiful—it's Square Enix. But JFKLDJKSDFJSDFK. I want them all over me (I can do without the oldie in the pinestripe suit, though). I cannot wait for some fmv and ingame footage previews. If the voice acting is fierce as hale, I don't know what I'll do. I'm not in the mood to throw away five-hundred dollars on a ps3, but it's slowly been getting more and more tempting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/thirteen1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/thirteen2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/thirteen3.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/versus1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/versus2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/versus3.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/lights.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lights - Ice (&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?xigy1amr3nw"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;download&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;I love this fierce tranny's 2$ synth beats, and I'm sure you know it/don't care, seeing as how i spam her in every other post and no one replies. So, if anyone is interested, here is the new song that will be released on her updated ep. It's already out on Canadian iTunes, but the US one sucks donkey dick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lights - Lights EP (&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?jxk9mzzz0xt"&gt;download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;Lights - I Owe You One (&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?mdvdhl1my46"&gt;download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;Here's the EP, and another song which will be included on the re-release.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/lights1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/gossipgirl.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;COMMENCE FANGOY FIT———FJSKLFDSJFLDSJFSDFJ i tried watching this show when it first started airing this past fall, and it just could NOT hold my attention. i dunno what made me want to give it another try, but i'm glad i did. i love everything about this stupid ass show. the characters. the outfits. the music. the opening title. eveeeeeeeeerything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;today, my stomach felt like it was eating itself, so i just layed in bed all day and night watching gg. i think about 10 hours straight or so. and i'll probably work on another one or two after i finish this. i will sum up my feels about relationships in a series of uninteligent fanpairings:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LILY4RUFUS i swear to god, if they don't hook up, i will punch someone in the fucking tit. when that bitch allison came back, i wanted to push her fucking anorexic gopher-faced munt of a self down a giant flight of steps. get the fuck out, you mank old cunt. you left and obviously didn't give a shit, and now your time is over. i don't care if dan and serena become step siblings, I DONT CARE. JUST GET TOGETHER.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SERENA4DAN perfect couple, tbh. okay. she's a little higher on the brootiful scale than him, but they seem so happy together&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;VANESSA4NATE okay, a sort of odd couple, but i don't care. they're both hot (when v's hair isn't a poodle ass mess) and i'm glad something is starting to develop&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BLAIR4CHUCK i don't give a fuck about either of these conch farmers. they're both assholes, and when you think they're starting to nicen up, they turn around and fuck shit up again. i don't care about their feelings, or what they think. gtfo, plz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EVERYONEELSE whatever, if i didn't mention them, they're probably ugly or insignificant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://home.comcast.net/%7Ealdyn/gossipgirl1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;XOXO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>i'll come back when you call me</title>
    <published>2008-05-16T07:53:50Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-16T07:53:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">GAHD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i want to see narnia 2 AGAIN.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and again.</content>
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    <title>valerie harper teen fanhitler</title>
    <published>2008-05-13T05:31:56Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-13T05:31:56Z</updated>
    <lj:music>katy perry - i kissed a girl</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;strong&gt;i submitted this to a fanfic contest last year.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="p1"&gt;it was an ordinary day.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;or atleast it seemed like one to brenda, the librarian at hilary duff high school.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;the funny thing about it is, it was actually a strange day, and it was brenda's acute case of paul lynde syndrome that distorted her view of the world around her.&lt;/p&gt;while her coffee machine perkalated, she sat down in her favorite armchair and cozied up with blanket and the latest issue of cat fancy magazine.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;as much as brenda loved reading about purebread cats, it was hard for her to concentrate.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;she was excited about her little "business" she had recently started.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;you see, what brenda does for some extra cash is go to the phillipines and buy knockoff handbags.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;she then turns around and leases them to asians in america.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;it's an easy way to pay the bills and it leaves her a little extra which pays for her dialysis.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;or wait.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;was it electrolysis.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;nevermind, i take that back.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;it definately was dialysis.  &lt;p class="p1"&gt;okay, so on with the story.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;ding!&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;the coffee was done.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;she poured herself a generous cup, hopped in her 97 nissan quest, and drove her fatass self to that piece of shit school she calls her workplace.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="p1"&gt;as she entered the parking lot, this stupid bitch named tonya powers drove her mom's pt cruiser into brenda's minivan.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;tonya usually drivers a hummer, but her's was in the shop because she backed into the front of partycity and the truck needed alot of work (much like her own body.)&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="p1"&gt;i bet you're thinking to yourself "CHWIST!&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;I WOULD BE PISSED IF SOMEONE HIT MY CAR," but brenda was surprisingly happy.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;her insurance would pay for everything and she could finally get her buttery fingers on a toyota yaris, a car she had dreamed about getting night after night.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;well she didn't ALWAYS dream of owning a yaris.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;usually, she dreamt of making passionate love to her number one idol, and america's no-so-favorite butterball, star jones.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="p1"&gt;the police were called, and a towtruck showed up.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;the usual small collision procedures were taken, and brenda was given a gd piss test.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;she failed.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;jaykay! she passed.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;well, there wasn't anything she could do now, so she tried to think about other things and went on with her usual day of work.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;but like i said today wasnt usual.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="p1"&gt;at two tharty-six, toot, the stupid lesbian school district superintendent showed up.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;the light reflected off of her greasy face and started to burn brenda's retinas.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;it was the blinding light that reminded her that it was lightsday in final fantasy xi online, and she was already late for her permaparty meeting.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;brenda explained to toot about her situation and toot was very understanding.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;brenda ran to her computer and logged on.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;PHEW!&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;she was only 1 hour late vana'diel time but that stupid e-slut linaaa still yelled at her.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;as if it wasn't bad enough that her parents would ground her if she didnt hit level 75 by the end of the night.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;brenda was the whitemage in her party, so she met up with everyone and started casting teleport-yhoat.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="p1"&gt;the party ran towards the temple of uggileph and once they entered the zone, they were immediately aggroed by Nonasty the legendary sea cucumber NM.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;this is the moment brenda had waited for all of her life and the battle was going nicely!&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;when the monster only had 500hp left to go, the screen went black.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;the power had gone out in the school.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="p1"&gt;what the fuck.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;this is some war of the worlds shit going on right now.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="p1"&gt;brenda was furious that she wouldnt get the item drop that she needed oh so badly.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;she needed to talk to someone and let out her anger.&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;brenda called a, a called b, b called c, and they all met up at the coconut tree where maggie vondolteran was waiting with a wet cunt and nimble fingers.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="p1"&gt;please visit my myspace at &lt;a href="http://myspace.com/comunista"&gt;http://myspace.com/comunista&lt;/a&gt; to find out what happens to brenda next!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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